Draco: Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!

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Harry: “I’ll take you down to Winnipeg…. THAT’S IN CANADA!!!!

1 year ago  /  2 notes

Ron: “There’s another horcrux. I hope it isn’t an Ashely Tisdale poster. I couldn’t do that.

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Draco: “Now you’re just being cute. I CAN’T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT’S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS.

1 year ago  /  18 notes

Lavander: “Bitch, I ain’t Cho Chang.” Ron: “THATS LAVANDER BROWN! RACIST SISTER!

1 year ago  /  6 notes

Draco: “You know, they don’t even have dances at Pigfarts. All of the noise would disturbe Rumbleroar’s slumbering cubs.

1 year ago  /  2 notes

Ron: “oh my god! lay off malfloy, okay? she may be a pain in the ass but she’s my pain in the ass.

1 year ago  /  2 notes

Quirrell: “So you came back?”
Voldemort: “…I came home

1 year ago  /  3 notes

Cedric: “Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!”
Dumbledore: “What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?”
Cedric: “*Sits down*

1 year ago  /  5 notes